here is where I will record any and all sassy comments I make throught the day. 


(this one is golden)


Me: Hey ,dad, can you bring me some comfy clothes to change into?


Dad; comfy how? like jeans?

me; No, bring me a wedding dress.



friend: you're jaywalking


me: *walks faster* no, I'm jay running


christi the shadowhuer~ an instrument f good

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